Gemmalah

Gemmalah Da Hat has got her A-level results today. She has the required grades to get into Lincoln University where she'll be doing Media Studies. She's particularly pleased about getting the highest marks ever (for her school) in her media studies A-level. Grade A of course.
She says she's going to spend the day being big headed. I said "Fill yer boots girl." So we'll let her have her day of glory before she has to go back to normal ego levels, where she's just plain brilliant instead of todays stupendously beyond belief brilliant. So the rest of her day will involve going round all her friends exchanging hugs and all that other girly stuff that they do when they pass exams. Then she has to wait for her boyfriend to congratulate her and go on another round seeing people and telling everyone how wonderful they are.
God! That's a distant memory for me. It's a long time since I took an exam. Been there, done that, don't want to do it again. Now it's Gemmalahs turn. She also got a B and 2 C's and a D. Bleedin 'ell she did a lot of A-levels. I only did three.