Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Todays top tip. Don't under any circumstance think about rubbing your eyes after preparing fresh chilli peppers. I was playing with chilli peppers a couple of hours ago and just now rubbed my eyes.Jeeeezuz crucking almighty. It's not funny. And we eat these things?They ought to be labelled hazardous to human life.Even after washing my face four times my eyelids still sting.
OK you can laugh now. It is actually funny.