You could be forgiven for thinking this was taken on another planet. An alien sky. I went to get a bottle of JD from a local store. The plastic cover on the neck was scuffed.
"I'm not having that. It's been opened already." I joked.
"No no no. It's good. Brand new unopened."
"So why is the top all scuffed up?"
The shop keeper looks around the shop toward the door and behind him and leans forward conspiratorially, "When they get the JD from Tescos they have to get the tag off. That's what scuffs the tops."
"But they have a magnetic thing to get the security tags off neatly."
"Not if you're stealing it
I couldn't believe he was confessing to selling stolen booze.