Chavellers

My local now has a new pool table. It's very nice. The old one wasn't bad well not until the pub was invaded by a load of chavellers. Chavellers is a words coined by my son, as you can guess, they are Chavs who are also travellers or pikeys or gypsies whatever. Well this was last Wednesday, they'd all been to a funeral and were drinking enough to sink the Titanic. The first jolly jape was to dowse the table in Guinness. Oh what larks! Then they proceeded to slice up the cloth. Then they kicked the shit out of the table. A fight broke out and my good friend Dave the Chef got caught up in it and was beaten up.
So now we have a new pool table. It's very nice.

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