Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Tattoos 4 U

So I'm opening up the ol' emporium and Petal calls me over (read Biker Chick) "I've got something to show you" she says.
"What's that?"
"Oh come inside. I've got to strip off to show you."
See we go into her flower shop and out the back where she proceeds to strip off, down to her bra. "Well?"
"It's lovely....... but where's the tattoo?" I joked. It's a tattoo of a fairy flying across her back.
"I wasn't drunk either when I had it done. But I was when I did this and she rearranged her jeans to show me the cuts and bruises gained whilst falling down a pot hole. This is what a very large bottle of Red label Smirnoff does for you.

iPod now playing - War Pigs by Black Sabbath


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